officially 18, able to watch porn, buy and consume alcohol, and vote.
shrineheart:
mama-bird:
youarenotyou:
wearedevo:
“So a friend of my girlfriend made a cake for her daughters birthday party. One of the kids started crying because it was so ugly.”
oh.my.god.
are those dentures
They look like gummy teeth candies. And I might have gif’d this cake…

Do not anger it.
The cake god.

YOU ARE ENRAGING THE GOD OF CAKES.
guess what cake i’m having for my birthday…